Oh I’m here for this.

"They don’t make them like they used to. " -mending

“I know a guy…” -commune

“Not under my roof…” -banishment

“You call that music? This is music!” -toll the dead

“You see the game last weekend?” -fast friends

“He’s not sleeping. He’s just resting his eyes…” - gentle repose

“Where’d you have it last?” -locate object

“You know I was quite the athlete when I was your age…” -freedom of movement

Hey, Dungeons and Daddies, are you reading this gold?