And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes “cockwomble” but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn’t count!
Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.
Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.
Fuck or Cunt
Used most often: Fuck
Most amused by: Bellend
I have always thought that the most effective and efficient is: Bellend
My mum stubbed her toe once and came out with “ya fucking shitty bastard” so that’s a firm favourite combo for me now.
Fucktard for being an utter bellend.
Spazoid for being a silly sausage.
Fuck’s sake, and alternatively Fucksocks.
“Bollocks” is a classic for a reason.
Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:
Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That’s bollocks
You can’t beat cunt.
So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.
I love calling someone a ‘berk’. Simple, harmless word but it’s got a good affectionate ring to it.
Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don’t think that’s common knowledge haha
Fuckity damn!