I’ve had COVID all week :'(

Please let me know of any fun you had, of the naughty and un-naughty kind 🙏

  • flute@lemmynsfw.comOP
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    1 year ago

    My word dude, every time I read your post, it’s like a theme park ride!! Homie out here just straight up S M A S H I N ’

    Thursday sounds hot as a mofo.

    As for Friday… well… at least you got him to reach climax! Poor sod probably realised how lucky he was and couldn’t help himself! 🤭🤣

    Friday Bonus: That’s very sweet. I hope it works out (and I hope you both treat each other right! 😆)

    Saturday: dawn, dude. Some people do be like that. His loss anyway.

    Sunday: Man, I feel so sorry for this dude! It does happen sometimes, and it’s usually nobody’s fault! Well, I’m nearly 35 so I have to throw a party when I get a boxer for more than 5 mins…

    Sunday bonus: Some folks out there know how to use the tongue. Actual proper snake charmers. Bless these absolute legends 🙏 and yes, one of the things I love is a BJ with my eyes closed. The mind is just the best storyteller.

    Sunday bonus with a vengeance: I sincerely hope this date goes well for you too and then you’re like “ah fuck, now I have to choose!” That’s always a good problem, to have 😀

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      1 year ago

      Thanks! Haha I know things have been pretty interesting, haven’t they? Since breaking up with my gf a few months ago I’ve been joking about this being “Sexual Rumspringa” :-P

      Yeah Thursday guy was a new kind of experience for me (fem, muscled) but damn I haven’t been able to really pound it out in a while, and he took it all like a champ. I was so intensely in the moment, I actually can’t remember where his legs were while I basically turned into a rutting animal.