dystop@lemmy.world to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.dystop@lemmy.world to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarezephyr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIf you have your phone, just play jazz music like Japanese toilets You’ll feel you’re pooping like a gentleman
minus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoOr put your phone in the next stall over while it’s playing “10 hours of fart and shit sounds” on youtube on max volume. Perfect cover.
If you have your phone, just play jazz music like Japanese toilets
You’ll feel you’re pooping like a gentleman
Or put your phone in the next stall over while it’s playing “10 hours of fart and shit sounds” on youtube on max volume. Perfect cover.