Granted, you are now a successful children’s entertainer. You’re beloved by toddlers but adults can’t stand the sight of you anymore. Any romantic relationships you might find yourself in get very… weird.

Granted. It is, but no one respects you. You’re a court jester. You make people laugh at your own expense. Everyone thinks you’re worthless, but you make enough to make a career out of it.

Granted, now ‘Youtube celebrity’ is the only viable full-time career.