• Touching_Grass@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It’ll be like my college days when i was cooler and wanted to wear crazy shirts but never got them because that would be nuts and girls wouldn’t sleep with me. They still didn’t sleep with me. But now that I have a wife and kids and no longer care about rutting I’m wearing that damn shirt and drinking alone by the pool