Reminds me of watching Uruguay play somebody (probably Portugal) in the World Cup with one of my friends who is a lapsed football fan, the sort of guy who will watch the Champions League final and England in tournaments but takes little interest in the day to day events of the game.

Him - “Who does that Valverde play for? He looks incredible, I think we (meaning Aston Villa) should sign him.”

Me - “Real Madrid.”

Him - “Oh. Ok. Maybe not then.”