This is the best summary I could come up with:

In a black suit and red tie, Singh looked much younger than his years, like a member of a high school mock trial team.

He says his co-conspirators in committing these crimes were FTX executives Ryan Salame and Gary Wong, Bankman-Fried, and Alameda CEO Caroline Ellison.

We then saw a spreadsheet of endorsement deals, including those for Steph Curry, Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, the FTX Arena, and Larry David.

“Sam’s a fan of views.” Finally, Bankman-Fried told his prospective roommates that he’d pay them $100 million to make the drama go away, which Singh took as a signal to shut up.

Apparently multiple people, including Ryan Salame, the former FTX executive, had access to Singh’s bank accounts.

In one conversation, a political consultant wrote, “Can we get the $20k from @NishadSingh for the Delaware Democratic party today?” Salame replied, “On it.” Then he messaged the group telling Singh that he needed to check his email to approve the transaction, as well as five others.

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I mean the stupid things I would have done at his age if I had billions in my bank account.

I can’t really blame him for that part.