MrNinerjoshua@lemmy.world to Science@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoHas the James Webb Space Telescope found signs of life on Europa?thehill.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down14
arrow-up150arrow-down1external-linkHas the James Webb Space Telescope found signs of life on Europa?thehill.comMrNinerjoshua@lemmy.world to Science@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareclearleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoHow should I know? You’re the news website, you tell me.
minus-squareAdminWorkerlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoFor every news article that asks a yes/no question, 99% of the time the correct answer is “no, cause then we would tell the news, but this no has a long story about entertaining dead ends”
minus-squareSpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoBased on my knowledge of absolutely nothing since the website asked me, I declare that they found snails
How should I know? You’re the news website, you tell me.
For every news article that asks a yes/no question, 99% of the time the correct answer is “no, cause then we would tell the news, but this no has a long story about entertaining dead ends”
Based on my knowledge of absolutely nothing since the website asked me, I declare that they found snails