I don’t entirely believe you

This is either a shitpost or genuinely the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen here lmao

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No you don’t.

Have an upvote you lunatic.

This is the first one that made me mad, lol

I bet you go through their “updated privacy policy” to enable all the optional cookies too.

This… this is unhinged. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who thinks they need to earn the privilege of viewing content on a website.

See this is the kind of shitposting I actually like.

I think you need to seek a mental health professional.

Have you seen any ads for those recently?

Reminds me of that guy I knew that read EULAs

I actually agree with not disabling ads for sites you want to support, but fully watching ALL ads? That is actually insane

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May be unpopular, but you are describing an action, not an opinion.

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Get behind in front of me, Satan!