Allow me to provide a translation. Keep in mind, I strive for accuracy, but when translating - especially from southern Republicans - translations are not word for word, but based on intent behind the language
Bad Bunny makes me horny so I need to blame him for what happened to my sin stick!
(Please note that opinions expressed in the translated quote are not representative of my opinions. Though the first 5 words are sure as fuck representative of my opinions.)
Edit: I need to add - holy shit Ricky Martin was awesome. I didn’t see any of the rumors around him being there, and what an amazing surprise!
Demanding to be probed sounds pretty gay tbh
No, he wants an official probe. It’s not gay if it’s being done by a duly appointed and qualified ass-prober.
They do realize we all watched the show, right? If there was anything pornographic about it, I’d think somebody would have noticed.
If the dozen patriotic Americans who watched the kid rock lip syncing show instead could read they’d be very upset.
Bro is definitely projecting.
$20 says he’s gay AF and is doing his best to clamp down on how attracted he is to Bad Bunny.
Don’t you hate it when you open the wrong tab?
What’s his grindr account name.
