Reposting my all time favorite greentext.
>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I’m gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask “Are you okay?” and “I’m fucking sorry.” at the same time
>instead end up yelling “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?”
>goalie is choking back tears
Oh shit, I have literally done this!
Waitress bussing plates during a busy service Me chefing during said busy service Both collide in the dish area and her hand is mildly bruised. My dyslexic ass trying to say “are you OK?” and “I’m sorry” at the same time. “Are you sorry!?”
I would’ve died of embarrassment
Anon’s dead already
you forgot pocket spaghetti
already said he was the chef