The most incredible thing to me is when they paint him as some kind of strong man, when he’d probably shit his pants if he had to pick up some furniture. I’m not going to go on some tirade of dunking on orange man, just look at the guy. He’s not healthy, let alone strong. He looks like a package of gummy bears that accidentally get left in the car in July.

To be frank, that’s really all Trump has is veneer. Projecting the strong man energy while also having riding around in a golf cart be his most vigorous form of exercise and wearing shitty suit cuts that can’t hide his obesity; the spray tan and comb over to project the idea that he’s young and outdoorsy, while he’s whiter than calling the police and almost 80 years old; acting like he can relate to the common man when the dude eats KFC with a fork and knife on his private jet. Even the charity work the Trump organization has been involved in was little more than a flat out scam. If Trump was a fruit, he’d be all rind.