Crockoffs one could say

I don’t mind Crocs myself. But I do find this to be a bit on the absurd side. XD

I have reached the stage where I will wear crocs

my family would institutionalize me if i said this; correctly inferring my brain had broken in some catastrophic manner

Faux crocs are awesome and comfy!

Crocs actually make a fantastic pair of kitchen shoes. It’s not really a croc anymore since they cover all the holes but it’s a really comfy pair of shoes to ride a shift out in.

I have a real pair of Crocs, and my son has a knock off pair. The real Crocs are so much more comfortable than the knocks are, fully worth the price difference.