the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now
it’s definitely not an 8" knife lol and yeah i have a goddamn shoebox sized oven it can’t even fit the length of a standard half sheet pan