Lemmy.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

I'm not loyal but you are lucky

lemmy.dbzer0.com

message-square
6
link
fedilink
162

I'm not loyal but you are lucky

lemmy.dbzer0.com

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
message-square
6
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Mike D.@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 months ago

    I apply to other jobs while at work.

    • FunctionallyLiterate
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      2 months ago

      Using company-supplied computer or Wi-Fi in a location where anybody can walk by and see what you’re doing, I presume?

      • Mike D.@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 months ago

        Nope. Personal cell phone with my cell plan. No work WiFi due to security reasons.

        • FunctionallyLiterate
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          2 months ago

          It was a joke about those who like to brag about doing things most people wouldn’t, even though it’s all an obvious lie.

          But, yeah - that’s the way you do it.
          Apologies to the Sting & Dire Straits fans.

  • Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 months ago

    I’m Michael but I look like that cos of all the stuff in my pocket that I stole from work

  • hddsx
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 months ago

    Did you get my permission to put me in a meme?

General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Welcome to General Memes

Memes for the masses, chuckles for the chosen.

Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Cruel

We’re here for laughs, not fights.

  • No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
  • No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
  • Keep it light — argue in the comments, not with insults
Rule 2: No Forbidden Formats

Not every image deserves immortality on the memmlefield. That means:

  • No spam or scams
  • No porn or sexually explicit content
  • No illegal content (seriously, don’t ruin the fun)
  • NSFW memes must be properly tagged

If you see a post that breaks the rules, report it so the mods can take care of it.

Otherwise consider this your call to duty. Get posting or laughing. Up to you

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 379 users / day
  • 2.24K users / week
  • 4.61K users / month
  • 6.55K users / 6 months
  • 9 local subscribers
  • 397 subscribers
  • 376 Posts
  • 2.79K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org