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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said […]
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    I had to go through airport security recently. It was utterly surreal to have her racist ass telling me a god damned thing from 20 screens at once.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Wait…what?

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        Probably some announcement on a loop that they usually have at airports about what to do at security. Although I have no idea why the Secretary of Homeland Security would need to be on one of those videos, or what she would even be saying. Probably something fascist.

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          …something something Big Brother.

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    Damn. I ate that headline.

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    Cause she always wanted to work as a stripper but ended up on another dirty position in politics. Old habits or fetish most likely.

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    It was decided in the morning “Melania Clones” group chat.

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