A United Airlines plane was forced into an emergency landing after it caught fire after a rabbit was reportedly sucked into its engine.
The flight in the US issued an alert following a “giant fireball” after the reportedly got stuck in the plane’s engine before take off.
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The plane was turned around after around 75 minutes in the air and landed safely. There were no reports of injuries.
Why is no-one asking how
Midair collision after the rabbit took off from O’Hare airport.
Once those jet engines spool up they suck harder than your mother. Spook the rabbit, make it jump, schwoopbangbangbang
Plane was on the ground, and the rabbit was just crossing the runway to get some tax-free perfume for the missus
Flying rabbit obviously.