TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 6 days agoBabysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bedwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down12file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1145arrow-down1external-linkBabysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bedwww.cbsnews.comTheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareperegrin5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-26 days agoSo is the babysitter. I’m a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoSo I’m 34 No joke I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry. Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
minus-squarenul9o9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-26 days agoKid: There’s a monster under my bed. Lady: There isn’t. Kid: Check please. Lady: Ok… screams in terror
minus-squareNollij@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·6 days agoI would totally do that even if there was nothing there. Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoSlightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.
That kid is scarred. For. Life.
So is the babysitter. I’m a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.
So I’m 34
No joke
I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.
Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.
Lady: There isn’t.
Kid: Check please.
Lady: Ok… screams in terror
I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.
Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.