• peregrin5@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      edit-2
      6 days ago

      So is the babysitter. I’m a 36 year old man. I would be scarred for life also.

      • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        6 days ago

        So I’m 34

        No joke

        I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.

        Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.

    • nul9o9@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      edit-2
      6 days ago

      Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.

      Lady: There isn’t.

      Kid: Check please.

      Lady: Ok… screams in terror

      • Nollij@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        6 days ago

        I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

        Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.