TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 3 months agoBabysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bedwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squaresome_dude@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·3 months agoThat kid is scarred. For. Life.
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minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoSo I’m 34 No joke I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry. Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
minus-squarenul9o9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-23 months agoKid: There’s a monster under my bed. Lady: There isn’t. Kid: Check please. Lady: Ok… screams in terror
minus-squareNollij@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·3 months agoI would totally do that even if there was nothing there. Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoSlightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.
That kid is scarred. For. Life.
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So I’m 34
No joke
I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can’t worry. I can’t worry.
Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.
Kid: There’s a monster under my bed.
Lady: There isn’t.
Kid: Check please.
Lady: Ok… screams in terror
I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.
Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.
Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.