FINALLY. I cannot tell you how annoying it is to know the weather ahead of time and have smart people study weather and climate. Everyone knows weather is controlled by the LORD JESUS CHRIST. I also cannot stand that my weather feed is a service provided by the government. I have said for many years I want to pay for this and I want micro transactions implemented to get the absolute best out of the experience. From now on I want to pay by the day for each forecast which is just a Bible verse hand picked by a Trump level weather scientists. Which means he is a christian minister that doesn’t believe in science and used to be on Fox news, as all good scientists should.
FINALLY. I cannot tell you how annoying it is to know the weather ahead of time and have smart people study weather and climate. Everyone knows weather is controlled by the LORD JESUS CHRIST. I also cannot stand that my weather feed is a service provided by the government. I have said for many years I want to pay for this and I want micro transactions implemented to get the absolute best out of the experience. From now on I want to pay by the day for each forecast which is just a Bible verse hand picked by a Trump level weather scientists. Which means he is a christian minister that doesn’t believe in science and used to be on Fox news, as all good scientists should.
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