Elmo lied? He would never!

Except.that time of the robo taxies

And that time about the boring company doing tunnels 100 time cheaper

And that time with hyperloop causing tens of billions of investment in impossible tech that any 5th grader could debunk

And that time about rockets on Tesla’s

And that time that unfounded Tesla

And that time about solar roofs

And that time about Tesla full self driving

And that time about those laughably stupid robots

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