sir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearsmessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down10
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearssir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoOK. Now I have a black eye. What next?
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoTell your dad the dishwasher’s broken
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoOK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agocall your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoThey’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agopretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThis did not go well. There are no more steps.
What’s a dishwasher?
Ask your mom
OK. Now I have a black eye. What next?
Tell your dad the dishwasher’s broken
OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
This did not go well. There are no more steps.