ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agoElon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes himchaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1738arrow-down110
arrow-up1728arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes himchaser.com.auZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squarefrustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down6·3 days agoThat brat he carries around for assassination defense is going to be the biggest asshole ever. I hope someone poisons him to death before he hits sexual maturity to prevent inevitable rapes.
minus-squareZ3k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThe emo teen phase is going to be interesting when he learns dad only hung out with him as a kid to use him as a human shield
That brat he carries around for assassination defense is going to be the biggest asshole ever. I hope someone poisons him to death before he hits sexual maturity to prevent inevitable rapes.
The emo teen phase is going to be interesting when he learns dad only hung out with him as a kid to use him as a human shield