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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

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It’s your brain.
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  Still worth it to make it stop IMO.

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