President says US will impose ‘reciprocal’ duties but no new specific tariffs were announced
Tariffs as economic kabuki theater—reciprocal taxes are just geopolitical trolling with Excel sheets. The “beautiful, simple system” reeks of spreadsheet alchemy, outsourcing policy to Lutnick’s number-crunchers while pretending trade deficits are a high-score leaderboard. Chess with Monopoly money is right—promising jobs while inflation chews through wallets like a meth-head with a credit card.
BRICS tariffs get a wink and a middle finger, because threatening 100% duties on a meme coalition is peak “strategy.” MAGA’s stuck in a feedback loop of stagnant wages and corporate socialism, but sure, let’s pretend Walmart’s empty shelves are just a temporary glitch. Propaganda mills will gaslight this as a win until the checkout lines start requiring collateral.
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