Cute and squishy. Shockingly athletic for a creature that’s spent most of its life sitting there, looking pretty. Climb on everything.
Portions of the internet would pay irl money to see pictures of their feet
Adopted off the street one or multiple times for entertainment purposes.
Enjoys the sun more than anything else in the universe but hates being Outside In The Gross Dirty Outdoors Where Everything Is Scary.
Always has their paw in someone else’s desk drawer whether or not that someone is staring directly at them while they commit their heinous crime.
Follows me around day and night; keeps trying to climb into bed with me.
There is never a moment a bird is visible that they wouldn’t derive tangible enjoyment from abusing or killing the bird.
Anything you could dress them in looks worse than the outfit they started with.
First instinct when encountering something known to be dangerous to them is to put it in their mouth immediately, at any and every opportunity.
Canonically plays with thread
Couldn’t make it through a single book when given the chance. Won’t let you have it back, regardless.
Never even finishes their own food. Would rather bite me for mine instead.
Could hunt bugs if they wanted to and it would make my life easier, but they prissily refuse.
Cool markings on their back
I’m really struggling to find something dissimilar at this point, and growing increasingly desperate. All I got is “sheds everywhere” and “has a ranged attack.” I’m not technically certain of the former.
So he’s a cat?
That doesn’t seem like an inaccurate way to describe him.
Cute and squishy. Shockingly athletic for a creature that’s spent most of its life sitting there, looking pretty. Climb on everything.
Portions of the internet would pay irl money to see pictures of their feet
Adopted off the street one or multiple times for entertainment purposes.
Enjoys the sun more than anything else in the universe but hates being Outside In The Gross Dirty Outdoors Where Everything Is Scary.
Always has their paw in someone else’s desk drawer whether or not that someone is staring directly at them while they commit their heinous crime.
Follows me around day and night; keeps trying to climb into bed with me.
There is never a moment a bird is visible that they wouldn’t derive tangible enjoyment from abusing or killing the bird.
Anything you could dress them in looks worse than the outfit they started with.
First instinct when encountering something known to be dangerous to them is to put it in their mouth immediately, at any and every opportunity.
Canonically plays with thread
Couldn’t make it through a single book when given the chance. Won’t let you have it back, regardless.
Never even finishes their own food. Would rather bite me for mine instead.
Could hunt bugs if they wanted to and it would make my life easier, but they prissily refuse.
Cool markings on their back
I’m really struggling to find something dissimilar at this point, and growing increasingly desperate. All I got is “sheds everywhere” and “has a ranged attack.” I’m not technically certain of the former.