BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 7 days agoI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down15
arrow-up1210arrow-down1imageI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 days agoThat’s how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you’d like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle. it’s sarcasm, gdi. don’t block me.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoI would never block you! I’m moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it’s mine though.
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoAhh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoAnd he’ll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.
That’s how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you’d like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.
it’s sarcasm, gdi. don’t block me.
I would never block you! I’m moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it’s mine though.
Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?
And he’ll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.