I’ve been trying to post vampire memes on here just to break up the constant stream of posts about movies. But you’d be surprised at how many vampire-related memes just boil down to “haha, Twilight sucks” so I’ve been avoiding all of those. And that means I don’t have many vampire memes left. So here’s another tired old repost that you’ve all seen before. I’m sorry.
Classical vampires could be stopped or slowed by throwing salt on the ground as they would have to stop and count the grains. Yeah, old-school vampires had some autistic traits.
Anyway, that’s where The Count comes from.