“One, a senior adviser to the director, is a 21-year-old whose online resume touts his work for Palantir,” per Wired, while another “who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024.” A copy of the latter’s resume include his summer internship with Musk’s Neuralink, alongside jobs as — we assure you that we are not joking — a camp counselor and bike mechanic.
Can you imagine the damage to those kids’ careers when the dust settles after the collapse of the American reich, when their resume reads:
2021-2024: high school
Summer of 2024: camp counselor
Autumn of 2024: bike mechanic
2025 -: destruction of the United States
Kinda hard to find a jobs with a resume like that…
From TFA:
Can you imagine the damage to those kids’ careers when the dust settles after the collapse of the American reich, when their resume reads:
Kinda hard to find a jobs with a resume like that…
I started working on bicycles at 5 years old.
Apparently I’m qualified to do [redacted] things…
Did Nestle also go under?