Sometimes we use the other bathroom, same deal. I never find the lid down, she never finds it up.

I feel like this is some magic that should never be talked about openly, like we agreed without speech and discussing it would break something. Lived with many women, this has never happened.

I’m just being weird, aren’t I? I love her for it in any case.

EDIT: I wasn’t clear. I’m talking about the seat. We’re gross and don’t put the lid down when we flush. Yes, I’m aware that tosses bacteria around, don’t care. Unless one of us ends up with a compromised immune system, it’s not a big deal. And we pretty much never fall ill.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I fell in once while 8 months pregnant, a time when one’s bladder is frequently kicked in the middle of the night. The path to the loo was well-worn, no stubbing. I didn’t want to wake my husband and the bathroom lightswitch is outside the door.

    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      2 days ago

      Those are extenuating circumstances. All allowances should be made for pregnant ladies. All other times I’m a lid down man. That time when I was drunk and squished my balls while sitting on the lid were my own damn fault.