So, I have a joke or you: “Why do elephants like to bowl?”
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I don’t f*ing know either. This was a joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper that I read as a kid, but the answer was cut off. And I know you are like “Oh, have you tried Googling it, Sonnie?” YES, yes I have. I even emailed the company at one point in college to see if I could find the answer. Nothing.
I look at this as kind of like The Ring. You have seven days to spread this or some scary kid is going to climb out of your TV or something.
I did a bit of searching and found a reddit threat that looks like this one but posted 6 months ago.
The only answer that looked somewhat correct was “Because they always have a spare in their trunks.” posted by u/A_Nice_Shrubbery777
Reddit thread for those interested: https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1e1qbg9/a_joke_with_no_answer/
OMG, that was my thread! I do like that answer, though.