• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    Journal entry:

    Subject AC-1A238F has advised telepathically that they are a representative of the collective consciousness of their species, comprising of a hive mind of more that twelve trillion individuals who share all thoughts and experiences.

    They have also advised of an asteroid in near proximity to Charon with a proto fungus that will get you fucked up.

    Further research is needed.

  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocketship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine 4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it, land on juniper and hopefully they got some spaceweed, over.