“Hon, little Jenny tells me she’s a lesbian!”
“Yeah? Does she have a girlfriend?”
“No. She says all the girls at her school are straight. Can’t find anybody.”
“Let’s send her to an all-girls Catholic school.”
“An all-girls Catholic school? You know what happens when there’s a thousand sexually confused teenage girls in one place and not a single boy in sight, don’t you?”
“Exactly.”
“Hon, little Jenny tells me she’s a lesbian!”
“Yeah? Does she have a girlfriend?”
“No. She says all the girls at her school are straight. Can’t find anybody.”
“Let’s send her to an all-girls Catholic school.”
“An all-girls Catholic school? You know what happens when there’s a thousand sexually confused teenage girls in one place and not a single boy in sight, don’t you?”
“Exactly.”