"We've had rats the size of Crocs just running up and down the street. Like a Croc shoe? A average size eight, running up and down the street," one Harlem resident said.
Crocs as in the much-maligned footwear, not the reptile often read about in “Florida Man” articles.
But are they wearing jibbitz?
I did not know what that is until you made me look it up. Which I now regret, I must say.
I didn’t know what that was so I asked chatGPT. He said it vajazzle but for feet.