Summary
Fox News’s attempt to find support for Donald Trump in Greenland backfired, as most residents expressed disinterest in his proposals.
While one Trump supporter was found, the majority of Greenlanders interviewed criticized Trump’s comments and expressed a preference for remaining under Danish rule.
Despite these setbacks, Trump continues to advocate for acquiring Greenland, citing economic security concerns.
They would rather be part of Canada. They just gave us half of their island! Of course, we gave them half of ours, too, because it’s only fair.
The funny thing is that there has not been a single casualty - unless you count all the bottles of whisky and schnapps - in this 50 year war, but we agreed we needed to call a truce because of Russian aggression. It was decided that we should resolve our internal squabbles, and we did.
After all that, it is a NATO member that’s “threatening” us, not Russia.