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minus-squareSOB_Van_Owen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoNew acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”
minus-squarePoastRotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoMe? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoTell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.
New acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”
Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.
Tell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.