• adarza
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      2 days ago

      still is…

      what? diapers or running?

      yes

      (well it’s more like a twaddle)

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      He doesn’t need to run. His parents were so wealthy they immunized him against all consequences of his actions. Even South Park didn’t dare depict him.

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        Well y’see the truth he’s been running from is that mommy and daddy didn’t care about him and couldn’t be bothered to give him any of their attention - too busy with all that wealth - so they let him be raised by the TV.

        So now he’s grown older but not wiser, and he’s still just that little boy that needs attention, and approval, and the thing he hates most actively is people who speak badly of him, who don’t give him that approval he needs so desperately, but what he really can’t handle is not getting attention.