Press a little button on the side and hear such fun quotes as

• “Artax, please. You’re letting the sadness of the swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care… for me. I love you. You’re my friend!”

• “ARTAX! STUPID HORSE! YOU GOTTA MOVE OR YOU’LL DIE!”

• “Move, please! I won’t give up. Don’t quit. ARTAAAAX!!!”

• the sound of hundreds of millions of children crying real tears