🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1583arrow-down158
arrow-up1525arrow-down1imageAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up32·3 days agoSee a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
minus-squaremoriquende@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days ago proceeds to squash him with her head
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 days agoShe bought him with a rod of vibration
See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
“Gimme some forehead baby”
NEED
She bought him with a rod of vibration