Day 1:
order 12 mcdonalds egg mcmuffins w/ham & cheese, +16 hash browns
throw away biden’s portrait, & kamala’s too
order 60,000 tiny bottles of ketchup
order CVS’ entire inventory of hair spray
order 73.8 gallons of orange foundation
practice saying ‘huuuuge’ 37 times in the mirror
find a box of sharpies and change the weather
change his ringtone to say ‘it’s a hoax’.
make all the republicans send him fawning text messages
play golf
Real Donald Agenda
Day 1: order 12 mcdonalds egg mcmuffins w/ham & cheese, +16 hash browns throw away biden’s portrait, & kamala’s too order 60,000 tiny bottles of ketchup order CVS’ entire inventory of hair spray order 73.8 gallons of orange foundation practice saying ‘huuuuge’ 37 times in the mirror find a box of sharpies and change the weather change his ringtone to say ‘it’s a hoax’. make all the republicans send him fawning text messages play golf