• affiliate@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

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      23 hours ago

      I live on this shit and will not stop until I’m caught or killed.

      I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can