Summary
Rupert Murdoch’s attempt to give his son Lachlan complete control over his media empire has failed.
A Nevada court ruled against Murdoch, stating he acted in bad faith and attempted to manipulate the family trust.
This decision, if upheld, will likely impact the future of Murdoch’s right-wing media empire, including Fox News and the Wall Street Journal.
<Laughs in Mitch McConnell>
<Stares blankly into the middle distance for thirty seconds in Mitch McConnell>
<Drinks vial of Unicorn blood to stay alive>