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      1 year ago

      You don’t carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?

      But what if a marine biologist shows up???

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        1 year ago

        That’s completely ridiculous.

        I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.

        Which is good because I’ve never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.

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        They exist. I was married to one.

        edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn’t.

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          Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first