It wasn’t like paying a chick on OnlyFans. This seemed more wholesome, like some sort of Tamagotchi I could jerk off to.
I was gonna say, we have wildly different interpretations of what is considered wholesome. And then I realized it’s a satire piece. Well done!
I was totally ready for a sob story, glad I was wrong
Man, you could not get some of that stuff out of me unless you waterboarded me.
Eva now knows that’s one of your kinks, and she’ll help you with that, for the very low price of $39.99.
This is a fictional story that isn’t quite technically possible today
As a lonely man, who has never been in a relationship in his 37 year long life, this is something I will stay faaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from, I know that could easily get hooked on these services.
I keep a mental image of an attractive woman in a business suit and a nametag with the company logo on it to remind me of what it actually is.
You may be speaking toan attractive avatar, but its just a corporate machine that want all your data and have convinced you pay them for the privelege
