And here I expected an exterior shot of a train.

What I wanna know is who are all these people claiming that Santa Claus is not fucking real!?

Of course he’s real.

Recently at a company town hall, “please respond the anonymous employee satisfaction survey.”

My boss a couple of weeks later, “HR says they need more surveys from our group. Please encourage your teams to fill them out.”

Yeah, completely anonymous.

Based on the album cover…

… 50

You pat the dog and loot barrel.

I’m an AnCap everyone hates me at least 50% of the time (except on Lemmy where it’s closer to 90/10).

It’s often not worth the grief.

I don’t like abortion, I have grave qualms about it. I’m also vehemently pro-choice.

My wife and I went to see Moulin Rouge for our anniversary. We decided we would spend the night after the show at a pretty nice hotel. So we checked in prior to the show. I handed my keys to the valet and she and I checked into our room.

The venue was about three blocks from the hotel so we walked over and back, on the way back I saw my car parked in the side street that ran next to the hotel.

The next morning we checked out, I picked up my keys, walked out the side door of the hotel and opened the door for my wife. “What the fuck is that smell?”

I walked around, and got in the interior smelled awful. Then it dawned on me. The valet didn’t know how to drive a stick, and had done his best to fry my clutch.

That was why it was parked so close. He couldn’t get it too the garage.

One of the more disappointing days in my life was when I tried to sit in an R and couldn’t get my knees under the wheel. I had wanted one for a very long time.

Went running back to VW and the GLI which works very well for someone whose tall.

Gosh, she aged a year between the beginning and ending of the post.

That’s extraordinary!

Great news!

Cop: you seem nervous.

Me: I’m always nervous around people who can kill me with impunity and get a paid vacation for doing so.

No banana for scale so how do we know how big it really is?

Sixty-one years old and I still believe in Santa.

I am 100% opposed to the death penalty. I think state sponsored murder is vile.

That said, I think in some cases vigilantism might be fully justified. This is one of them.

It was at 50 that I started to realize that I was on the downhill slope of my life. I had more days behind me than I have in front.

That is not a bad thing. Every day becomes more precious. It focuses you on things that are truly important and what legacy you may leave.

Happy birthday! I hope it and all the future ones are brilliant.

Eva now knows that’s one of your kinks, and she’ll help you with that, for the very low price of $39.99.

My father was a fitter armorer in the RAF during the war. That means he loaded the bombs and the ammunition on those bombers. This sculpture looks amazing!

Will that sounds like the perfect “Gee I have to spend this money on something bigger and better” reason!

Upgrading by replacing your drives one at a time will likely get you where you want to go. When I upgraded my 6Tb drives in my 920+ to 12Tb drives it took about a week.