🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agoUrinals should not exist.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square209fedilinkarrow-up11.46Karrow-down138file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.42Karrow-down1imageUrinals should not exist.sh.itjust.works🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square209fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 month agoAn Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats. “What are you doing!?” exclaims the barman. The Irishman zips up and replies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.” The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”. The Scottishman carries on peeing and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”
It was a joke
Still, disgusting
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats.
“What are you doing!?” exclaims the barman.
The Irishman zips up and replies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.”
The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”.
The Scottishman carries on peeing and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”
Duh