PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from […]
This is literally my cat when I’m in the bathroom.
Its okay for cats because they’re cute and adorable, which elon isn’t.
It’s also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon
Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.
And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.
Isn’t that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?