• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.

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      9 hours ago

      Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity

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      8 hours ago

      Ha, fat chance! Your centipede would be discretely drone striked very quickly and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.