Maybe there’s a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.
But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!
Wait, why does Superman have income? Has he been charging the people for his services this whole time?
He gets a lot of tips.
He keeps sending bills to Lois and she just keeps paying them like an idiot.
Well he did that one time he wanted to catch that gang leader, million dollar joe or something like that
Wait, is that real?
Yeah, from back when they did the click bait comics.
He was saving up a million dollars to put in a safe he made of stone that was a trap.
He then returned all the money back.
Maybe there’s a shell company that Clark Kent makes payments to, and then Superman bills it for nonexistent super-services so that he can have some spending money while in costume.
But the minimum taxable income is $13K, so the only reason to run this scam would be if Superman was spending more than thirteen grand in costume, and that would raise so many more questions!
Like where does he put the money when in costume? He clearly doesn’t have pockets and I’ve never seen Superman carrying a bag of any sort.
I mean, he could put some in his boot or belt or something, but not 13 grand.