Any feedback would be great. I’m just getting started as a conservative comedian.

  • ElHexo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Here’s some (CW)

    “All women of every race can be beautiful,”

    "And I know some of you are sitting there now going, ‘Oh OP, yeah, but I’ve never seen a beautiful Aborigine’.

    "Yeah, but you know what you say? You say ‘yet’. That’s what you say; ‘yet’. Because you haven’t seen all of them, right?

    “Plus it’s not always about looks. Maybe Aborigine women do special things? Maybe they’ll just like, jump on top of you?”

    You then go on to mimic the sound of a didgeridoo while miming oral sex.

    Or

    gay people wouldn’t mind 30-year prison sentences because gay sex.

    How about

    Everyone knows what should have been done people on the radio, people on the news- ‘You know these bloody police. These bloody police have gotten out of hand they’re busy shooting people. why didn’t they use rubber bullets why didnt they use rubber bullets and tear gas?’

    Cause those things don’t work anymore. They used it the whole week and they couldn’t control people so they had to come with ammunition because those guys had weapons.

    Plus tear gas is a waste of time. Which strike has ever ended because of tear gas

    Oh sorry, those are just Trevor Noah’s jokes